Marketing
Guano*
We
already have a picture of him hugging his mother upon his return to
Venezuela.
Now
we need a picture of him wrapped in an American flag, playing with
puppies and kittens, and praying the rosary while wearing a kippa at the Western Wall.
And
a picture of him shaking hands with a greeter at Walmart while wearing a MAGA hat.
And
a picture of him drinking, consecutively, a Starbucks coffee, a
bottle of Coca-Cola, and a Budweiser beer.*
And
a picture of him eating a McDonald’s hamburger and a piece of
chicken from Kentucky Fried Chicken...**
As
he walks into Disneyland.
And
a toothy smile of him holding a tube of Crest toothpaste.
And,
if that doesn’t work...
We
send in the Marines...
And
nuke Russia...
And
Iran, for good measure.**
*Where
does Starbucks, Coca-Cola and Budweiser get the ingredients for their products? (Coffee from Brazil, sugar from Cuba, coca from Peru(?), Bolivia (?), grains from Argentina (?).
**Where
does McDonald’s get the beef for its hamburgers and Kentucky Fried
Chicken its chicken feed? (Argentina?)
**And,
if there is a military (nuclear?) destruction of the oil
infrastructure in Russia and Iran, the United States would need an unlimited source of oil within a very short distance of the United States: Venezuela.
Michael Joseph Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verses 97-98 & 285 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) and (* thanks, honey):
Sarah-->Elijah-->Daniel-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth Anne Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew) (1987) (7th Church) for:
Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000- (3rd Church)
Sarah-->Elijah-->Daniel-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth Anne Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew) (1987) (7th Church) for:
Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987) (6th Church)
(March, 1987—http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap960705.html )
Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986) (4th Church)
Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992) (5th Church)
Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987- (2nd Church)
Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970) (1st Church)
Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000- (3rd Church)
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