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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Marketing Guano*

We already have a picture of him hugging his mother upon his return to Venezuela.

Now we need a picture of him wrapped in an American flag, playing with puppies and kittens, and praying the rosary while wearing a kippa at the Western Wall.

And a picture of him shaking hands with a greeter at Walmart while wearing a MAGA hat.

And a picture of him drinking, consecutively, a Starbucks coffee, a bottle of Coca-Cola, and a Budweiser beer.*

And a picture of him eating a McDonald’s hamburger and a piece of chicken from Kentucky Fried Chicken...**

As he walks into Disneyland.

And a toothy smile of him holding a tube of Crest toothpaste.

And, if that doesn’t work...

We send in the Marines...

And nuke Russia...

And Iran, for good measure.**

*Where does Starbucks, Coca-Cola and Budweiser get the ingredients for their products? (Coffee from Brazil, sugar from Cuba, coca from Peru(?), Bolivia (?), grains from Argentina (?).

**Where does McDonald’s get the beef for its hamburgers and Kentucky Fried Chicken its chicken feed? (Argentina?)

**And, if there is a military (nuclear?) destruction of the oil infrastructure in Russia and Iran, the United States would need an unlimited source of oil within a very short distance of the United States: Venezuela.

Michael Joseph Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verses 97-98 & 285 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) and (* thanks, honey):

Sarah-->Elijah-->Daniel-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth Anne Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew(1987) (7th Church) for:

Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987) (6th Church)

Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986) (4th Church)

Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992) (5th Church)

Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987- (2nd Church)

Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970) (1st Church)

Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000-  (3rd 

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