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Saturday, August 12, 2017

From The Idiot’s Guide to Creating
the ‘Messiah’ For Dummies

Step 1: Choose a conflict; any conflict; but preferably a religious conflict and/or a conflict that is infinitely scalable from ‘lone wolf’ terrorist attacks to a credible threat to human survival.

Step 2: Have the media scare the bejeezus out of people by the constant escalation of inflammatory rhetoric on both sides of the conflict; alternating that propaganda with varying periods of mind-numbing boredom; to the point that the nuclear annihilation of human civilization becomes a virtual certainty.

Step 3: At the very last moment—and this is where it becomes tricky—miraculously avoid certain nuclear annihilation by ‘magically’ resolving the conflict behind the scenes, with completely agreed upon compromises unpublicized in any media.

Step 4: Have the media acclaim you as either a national ‘messiah’ or as the very ‘Savior of humanity’ for having prevented, maybe for the second or third tim, the annihilation of the human species.

Step 5: Repeat Steps 1 through 4 as often as is necessary until you acquire as much power as you possibly can—political and religious power is bestor human civilization is exterminated.

Whichever comes first.

Michael Joseph Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verses 97-98 & 285 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) for:

Sarah-->Elijah-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth Anne Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew(1987) (7th Church) and:

Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987) (6th Church)

Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986) (4th Church)

Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992) (5th Church)

Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987- (2nd Church)

Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970) (1st Church)

Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000-  (3rd 

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