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Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Department of Homeland Security
Orders Pacifiers, Haldol*

Having been warned that it will soon become universally known that Jesus taught “the resurrection” as a Doctrine of ‘Rebirth’, the Department of Homeland Security today ordered 200 million pacifiers, teddy bears, coloring books, cans of Play-Doh, and/or kittens and puppies for cuddling, in order to comfort the hundreds of millions of snowflake Christians still believing in the fantasy land of a metaphysical ‘heaven’ and ‘hell’.

Furthermore, hundreds of millions of dosages of Haldol (50 mg. TID) have been ordered for when these same Christians and their
idiot Christian theologians finally realize that there is no such thing as any ‘Rapture’...

And that Jesus will
not return ‘riding a white horse out of the sky’.

Michael Joseph Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verses 97-98 & 285 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) and:

Sarah-->Elijah-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth Anne Cecil (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew(1987) (7th Church) for:

Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987) (6th Church)

(March, 1987— )

Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986) (4th Church)

Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992) (5th Church)

Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987- (2nd Church)

Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970) (1st

Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000-  (3rd 

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