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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

7 Rules For Beating Your Wife

Rule #1: If you’re beating her with anything other than your words or your silences, you’re doing it wrong. And she has the right to retaliate in kind; which, of course, she will do in any case.

Rule #2: See Rule #1.

Rule #3: See Rule #1.

Rule #4: See Rule #1.

Rule #5: See Rule #1.

Rule #6: See Rule #1.

Rule #7: See Rule #1.

GOT it?

Michael (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verses 97-98 & 285 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) for:

Sarah-->Elijah-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter 17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew(1987) (7th Church) and:

Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987) (6th Church)

(March, 1987— )

Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986) (4th Church)

Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992) (5th Church)

Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987- (2nd Church)

Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970) (1st

Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000-  (3rd 

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