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Sunday, April 5, 2015

Hypothetical Situation

A woman who was the prophet Elijah in a previous life, seeing the door ajar, walks into a local seder and sits herself down in the empty seat, prompting gasps of outrage among the assembled worshipers of the Egyptian ‘god of the dead’.

You don’t understand”, the leader asserts solemnly, “that seat has been reserved for the prophet Elijah.”

No, Sir. It is you who do not understand the meaning of the Doctrine of “the resurrection”, she replies.

And she begins to explain patiently that both Jesus and Mohammed taught “the resurrection” as a Doctrine of ‘Rebirth’ and that she was the prophet Elijah (as well as Mohammed) in a previous life...

But, meanwhile, someone has called 911 and a SWAT team has been dispatched.

And the headline on the front page of the South Bend Tribune the next day is:

Iranian Muslim Terrorist Shot, Killed Near Local Seder”.

All present at the seder insist that she said nothing; merely came in and sat down.

But everyone suspected both that she was an Iranian and that she was carrying a suicide bomb.

Thus, the local prosecutor was unconcerned; considering it a case of
justifiable homicide”

And, henceforth, doors will be kept closed and locked during all future seders.

Michael (Chapter 12, verse 1 of the Book of Daniel, Sura 2, verse 98 of the Quran, Column XVII of the Scroll of the War of the Sons of Light & Chapter 3, verse 12 of the Revelation of John) and

Sarah-->Elijah-->John the Baptist-->Mohammed-->Elizabeth (Chapter 12, verse 13 of the Book of Daniel and Chapter 11, verse 14 & Chapter17, verses 10-13 of the Gospel of Matthew) for:

Seven Women, Seven Churches and Seven Sisters )

Hagar-->the apostle Mary-->Danielle (1982-1987)

(March, 1987—the 
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap960705.html)

Isaac-->the apostle John-->Robin (1986)

Ishmael-->the apostle Peter-->Cindy (1992)

Jacob-->the apostle Thomas-->Linda (1987-

Esau-->the apostle, Judas-->Susan (1970)

Isaiah’s wife-->the apostle James-->Kimberly (2000-






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